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[Hertikol882]

Funny things about restaurants,
Lets just share our experiences
there is this one chinese buffet here that has an attached motel
all the illegal chinese stay there
and i think some of the waitresses turn tricks

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882, Mmm.. i like tricks.

[Hertikol882]

Nikollas, oh btw, the food is excellent

[Nikollas]

Man.. hookers in a waitress outfit... that is hot.

[Nicole Smith]

You know what I hate
When waitresses at buffet restaurants expect a tip
What the fuck is that?
I got the food myself

[Selesta]

They brought you drinks

[Nikollas]

Eh.. i tip when the girl is hot or the service is good..

[Nicole Smith]

Fine I'll give them a 10th of my regular tip

[Hertikol882]

I give em a dollar
They love me long time

[Spiffy Susie]

now now people... what are your favorite places to travel to?

[Nikollas]

I love this new profession of being a 'shot girl' pure capitalism
You guys know about these right?

[Hertikol882]

Lol when the girl is hot?
No.
what?
they go up to you and ask for a drink?
Then leave?

[Nikollas]

So check this out..
Shot Girls are not paid employees.
They go to a bar with the arrangement of being allowed to be a 'shot girl'
They personally buy the liquor by the bottle from the Bar.
Then go around and serve it and sell the shots for cash.
With a mark up.
They also take tips.
They generally are always hot chicks in tight small outfits.
And they make a killing

[Hertikol882]

Nikollas, oh... well anyone walking around a club is going to make a killing selling shots

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882, yep..

[Hertikol882]

Nikollas, no waiting in line....
the product comes to you

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882, and the bar doesnt have to serve :0
So the bartender has less work to do.
It's pure genius.
They get paid up front for the bottle; so they dont care ;0

[Hertikol882]

Nikollas, I'd go to the bar
no way I am paying double for a drink

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882, depends man; these girls are killer hot.

[Hertikol882]

so? why would I pay for the privledge of being able to buy a drink from them?
when I can talk to hotter chicks for free?

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882, hrm.. you make a good point.

[Hertikol882]

Anyway I'm pretty damn hot myself

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882, maybe if they sold themselves with the shot.. that would be added incentive.
buy a shot; get a feel

[Hertikol882]

Maybe the hot chicks should be giving me cash

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882 can be a 'shot dude' ... ))

[Hertikol882]

I'd get all the fine ladies numbers
And some dogs too
But dogs are better in bed, they try harder

[Nikollas]

Dogs may have a hot roommate.. or sister.
Or mother.
Or daughter?

[Hertikol882]

True
Plus, I may be able to get them to buy me some stuff
Well
Dude

[Nikollas]

Hrm.. mother/daughter sandwich.. man even I can't do that...

[Hertikol882]

How young are we talking?
Anything less than 17 I won't touch
befriend the daughter or mother....
then get em both liquored up
helps if you live near a trailer park

[Hertikol882]

Nikollas, define "sleep with each other"

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882, sex.
Hertikol882, my thought it is; i mean; they're twins.. so is it like doing it in a mirror?

[Hertikol882]

Nikollas, why not? dude they were doing each other... and you couldn't get yourself in their room for a night?
And no it isn't like doing it in a mirror
Lol
Maybe with a clone
If they were identical
Mmmm if i could clone myself....
What were we talking about?

[Nikollas]

Hertikol882, incest.

[Hertikol882]

Nikollas, oh yes, it is wrong ))
Nikollas, you could have given them both kids... imagine what the kids would have done with each other... disgusting man....
and what the twins would do to the kids

[Nikollas]

Consensual incestuous interactions between similar-age brothers and sisters sometimes occur according to a study by Floyd Martinson who found that 10-15% of college students had childhood sexual experiences with a brother or sister, a form of child sexuality.
Creepy..
So 1 out of 9 college students did it with their bro or sister?

[Hertikol882]

And you are looking this up because?

[jenifferka]

Likely more along the lines of exploration than intercourse

[Nikollas]

I suppose it depends what "incestuous interactions" means.. a touch?

[Hertikol882]

As a child....
So it wasn't sex
Exploring a relatives privates....

[Nikollas]

Dora the Explorer.. 2.0 ?

[Anjuta1973]

Nikollas, Are you kidding me ?
That cant be true.

[Hertikol882]

Nikollas, yea.... dora and her brother juan do some dirty stuff
or is it jose? I forget
Oh
Deigo
That's it

[Nikollas]

Anjuta1973, eh;
dunno how true it is; it's from wikipedia.. can be hit or miss

[Anjuta1973]

I only know of one case where a brother and sister did the nasty. and I have had people confess some nasty shit to me.

[WarChild]

and I have had people confess some nasty shit to me.

Are you a priest?

[Nikollas]

Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest

[Hertikol882]

Wiki has some cool articles

[Anjuta1973]

Speaking of which.
I went to look at and give advice to a preist today at a non catholic church (Let me leave it there) on how to do something for his building. And it was a 10:30 meeting and he WREAKED of Booze.
Fucking Alcoholics.