Here are some rules that should help a woman understand the way we think.
1. Don't pull down the toilet sink: if it stays lifted, leave it this way. It's more comfortable for us.
2. Saturday is the sport day for an average man. It can be manifested in two ways: physical sport and virtual sport (football games on TV).
3. Shopping is not sports
4. Delicate hints don't take us. If you wanna say something, say it straight.
5. Yes and No are perfect answers for almost any questions
6. We understand best the problems that are solvable.
7. Headaches that continue for more than 18 months means sickness. Go to the doctor
8. The words we pronounced in the last six months can't be used against us in a dialogue.
9. If you think you're too fat, this is true. Believe me, you wouldn't like to hear our opinion.
10. If you know better how to act, just don't ask us.
11. Christopher Columb didn't need anyone to show him the way, neither we need.
