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Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 12 July 2006

Funny things about restaurants,
Lets just share our experiences
there is this one chinese buffet here that has an attached motel
all the illegal chinese stay there
and i think some of the waitresses turn tricks

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 12 July 2006

Hertikol882, Mmm.. i like tricks.

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 13 July 2006

Nikollas, oh btw, the food is excellent

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 13 July 2006

Man.. hookers in a waitress outfit... that is hot.

Nicole Smith · by **Nicole Smith** » 13 July 2006

You know what I hate
When waitresses at buffet restaurants expect a tip
What the fuck is that?
I got the food myself

Selesta · by **Selesta** » 13 July 2006

They brought you drinks

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 13 July 2006

Eh.. i tip when the girl is hot or the service is good..

Nicole Smith · by **Nicole Smith** » 13 July 2006

Fine I'll give them a 10th of my regular tip

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 16 July 2006

I give em a dollar
They love me long time

Spiffy Susie · by **Spiffy Susie** » 16 July 2006

now now people... what are your favorite places to travel to?

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 19 July 2006

I love this new profession of being a 'shot girl' pure capitalism

You guys know about these right?

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 19 July 2006

Lol when the girl is hot?
No.
what?
they go up to you and ask for a drink?
Then leave?

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 21 July 2006

So check this out..
Shot Girls are not paid employees.
They go to a bar with the arrangement of being allowed to be a 'shot girl'
They personally buy the liquor by the bottle from the Bar.
Then go around and serve it and sell the shots for cash.
With a mark up.
They also take tips.
They generally are always hot chicks in tight small outfits.
And they make a killing

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 24 July 2006

Nikollas, oh... well anyone walking around a club is going to make a killing selling shots

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 28 July 2006

Hertikol882, yep..

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 31 July 2006

Nikollas, no waiting in line....
the product comes to you

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 05 August 2006

Hertikol882, and the bar doesnt have to serve :0
So the bartender has less work to do.
It's pure genius.
They get paid up front for the bottle; so they dont care ;0

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 07 August 2006

Nikollas, I'd go to the bar

no way I am paying double for a drink

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 08 August 2006

Hertikol882, depends man; these girls are killer hot.

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 10 August 2006

so? why would I pay for the privledge of being able to buy a drink from them?
when I can talk to hotter chicks for free?

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 11 August 2006

Hertikol882, hrm.. you make a good point.

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 12 August 2006

Anyway I'm pretty damn hot myself

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 14 August 2006

Hertikol882, maybe if they sold themselves with the shot.. that would be added incentive.
buy a shot; get a feel

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 15 August 2006

Maybe the hot chicks should be giving me cash

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 16 August 2006

Hertikol882 can be a 'shot dude' ...

))

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 19 August 2006

I'd get all the fine ladies numbers
And some dogs too
But dogs are better in bed, they try harder

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 24 August 2006

Dogs may have a hot roommate.. or sister.
Or mother.
Or daughter?

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 25 August 2006

True
Plus, I may be able to get them to buy me some stuff

Well
Dude

Nikollas · by **Nikollas** » 28 August 2006

Hrm.. mother/daughter sandwich.. man even I can't do that...

Hertikol882 · by **Hertikol882** » 02 September 2006

How young are we talking?
Anything less than 17 I won't touch
befriend the daughter or mother....
then get em both liquored up
helps if you live near a trailer park

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