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Immigration Office

Postby JungleMan » 25 July 2006


The lady at the Immigration and Naturalization office came into the office late one day to see a room full of people. She took a moment to overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was compromised. Two Italians were engaged in an animated conversation. Her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say:

First Emma, she coma.
Then I coma.
Then to asses they bump togetha'.
Then I coma again.
Then to asses they bump togetha' again.
Then I coma again.
Then pee twice.
Then I coma one lasta' time.
"You foul mouth swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

He says to her, "Hey, coola downa lady. Imma justa teachin' my frena' howa' to spella' Mississippi."
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Postby bluewaterfox » 23 July 2007

^ :lol:

although, I was looking for real immigration info.

I'll google it again.
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Postby Admin » 16 January 2008

bluewaterfox, what info were you looking for?
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Postby JungleMan » 16 January 2008

bluewaterfox wrote:^ :lol:

although, I was looking for real immigration info.

I'll google it again.


Glad you liked the joke :D
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Postby Elis » 13 September 2008

I guess a lot of people are coming to this post and read this :lol:
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Postby Cold_as_ice » 21 September 2008

here's another great joke about that
http://play.md/video/67c869cb-71b7-4793 ... f6ad8e416a
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Postby Elis » 28 September 2008

Cold_as_ice wrote:here's another great joke about that
http://play.md/video/67c869cb-71b7-4793 ... f6ad8e416a


I wanna folk LOL
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