- You know exactly how many calories, fat and carbohydrates contains 50 grams of "Hennessy"
- If you look at identikit you'll easily distinguish Brad Pit from East 17
- You are used that guys are attach to you in streets
- You see dust and mud in places where it can't be there
- You know for sure that your cat can't live alone for a couple of days without food, water, caress, games, wallpapers
- when your computer is loading you ask yourself what's wrong with the mouse cursor as it turned into hourglass
- You know exactly that your plants will grow faster if you talk to them gently
- Your purse contains: 2 mobile phones, 5 perfumes, at least one wig, 7 packages of sanitary towels, tampons, lipstick, hammer, driver license (bought for $300), 500 fines for incorrect parking
