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Lets right funny messages for the answering machine here:

Hi! Bill's answering machine is broken. This is her refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with a magnet.

Hello! You've reached Jim and Cathy. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Cathy likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right, real slowly. So leave a message and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you."

Hi, the phone you're calling was disconnected for unpayment reasons. If you would like to talk to the owner, please, don't hesitate to fill his account. Thank you!

Hi, you called to Jane and Robert, at the moment we are having sex, so please call us back in 30 minutes, when Jane comes!

Believe it or not John is not home,
please leave a message after beep.
I must be out or
I’d pick up the phone,
where could I be?

(you must sing this)

Hi,
I am now very lazy, so while you're hearing this message, I'll throw a coin and see if I can pick up it, so your chances are 50/50.

Hi, I'm not sane right now. But if you leave your name, number and the size of your bra I may get well soon and return to you with a call.