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xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

NOW, BITCH!
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

Wanna fuck like bunnies?
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

Be unique and different, say yes.
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

As you walk by, turn around and say:
- Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?
- No.
- Damn!
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

xXx · Posted: 24 March 2006

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
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xXx - Extrem Sports Master

Look at the Paris Commune. That was the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

tulaka · Paris Forums Frequenter Joined: 03 Sep 2008 Posts: 216

xxx, some of your pharases are good enough for picking up a girl, others prove you are a guy preoccupied with sex

Cold_as_ice · Paris Forums Frequenter Joined: 05 Sep 2008 Posts: 222

ohhhh... I already got used to what men's thoughts. I think you all are sexually addict

tulaka · Paris Forums Frequenter Joined: 03 Sep 2008 Posts: 216

GIRLS! I speak on behalf of all men! Not we all are sexually addict! There are some guys that spoil our reputation.

Cold_as_ice · Paris Forums Frequenter Joined: 05 Sep 2008 Posts: 222

really? What words do you use then, when you get acquainted with a girl?

mixi · Paris forums Member Joined: 04 Sep 2008 Posts: 139