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Hertikol882
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Funny things about restaurants,
Lets just share our experiences
there is this one chinese buffet here that has an attached motel
all the illegal chinese stay there
and i think some of the waitresses turn tricks


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Hertikol882, Mmm.. i like tricks.
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Nikollas, oh btw, the food is excellent
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Man.. hookers in a waitress outfit... that is hot.
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You know what I hate
When waitresses at buffet restaurants expect a tip
What the fuck is that?
I got the food myself
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They brought you drinks
Nikollas
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Eh.. i tip when the girl is hot or the service is good..
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Fine I'll give them a 10th of my regular tip
Hertikol882
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I give em a dollar
They love me long time
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now now people... what are your favorite places to travel to? Smile
Nikollas
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I love this new profession of being a 'shot girl' pure capitalism Smile
You guys know about these right?


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Lol when the girl is hot?
No.
what?
they go up to you and ask for a drink?
Then leave?
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So check this out..
Shot Girls are not paid employees.
They go to a bar with the arrangement of being allowed to be a 'shot girl'
They personally buy the liquor by the bottle from the Bar.
Then go around and serve it and sell the shots for cash.
With a mark up.
They also take tips.
They generally are always hot chicks in tight small outfits.
And they make a killing Smile
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Nikollas, oh... well anyone walking around a club is going to make a killing selling shots
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Hertikol882, yep..
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Nikollas, no waiting in line....
the product comes to you Smile
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Hertikol882, and the bar doesnt have to serve :0
So the bartender has less work to do.
It's pure genius.
They get paid up front for the bottle; so they dont care ;0
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Nikollas, I'd go to the bar Smile
no way I am paying double for a drink
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Hertikol882, depends man; these girls are killer hot.
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so? why would I pay for the privledge of being able to buy a drink from them?
when I can talk to hotter chicks for free?
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Hertikol882, hrm.. you make a good point.


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Anyway I'm pretty damn hot myself
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Hertikol882, maybe if they sold themselves with the shot.. that would be added incentive.
buy a shot; get a feel Smile
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Maybe the hot chicks should be giving me cash
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Hertikol882 can be a 'shot dude' ... Smile))
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I'd get all the fine ladies numbers
And some dogs too
But dogs are better in bed, they try harder
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Dogs may have a hot roommate.. or sister.
Or mother.
Or daughter?
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True
Plus, I may be able to get them to buy me some stuff Smile
Well
Dude
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Hrm.. mother/daughter sandwich.. man even I can't do that...
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How young are we talking?
Anything less than 17 I won't touch
befriend the daughter or mother....
then get em both liquored up
helps if you live near a trailer park
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