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Yeah, I enjoy my life. I've joy every single day because I'm alive and my Creator loves me.

Zekk...you talking about Karli? Or your ex?

Anyways, tell us about it.

Thats not really possessive.


Its natural for guys to feel jealous, especially when you talk to another guy.

Not true, losers get jealous.

haha that is true. it's a lot easier to get out what you want to say when you there is pressure breathing down your neck. some people put what they want to say off until the very end of the night, then when they are standing outside of the house together, it never comes out. if this is you, then i'm...

The universal way to stirke up a cronversation with *anyone* is humor. Don't go telling jokes or anything, but if you can get in a situation were you can make him ro people near him laugh, then you have his respect, if not admiration. Try it!

i hate to tell this because you think that you're in love but the fact of the matter is that you're not really in love. the two of you are lusting for one another. yes the relationship will seem perfect but that is only because you don't pay attention to the wrong that the other person might possess...

Hehe! :) Here are some more: With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well. Computers never, EVER gets a period. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend. No girlfriend can hold your undivided ...

Nah nah nah. We're all SINGLE here. What's the purpose of this forum anyway?! No juicy talks here. We suck.

For a few months now I have been chatting regularly with a girl at my local gym. We really get on well and like each other, and flirt with each other butI have kind of been holding back though as she is 16 and I am 26. She doesnt act like a 16 year old, but looks about 17 / 18. I think to myself may...

A few thoughts for you to ponder- "Can you imagine what his wife would feel if she found out? What if you were that wife? How would you feel? Do you think he wouldn't do this to you if he was married to you?"

OK, now this is a question I have to ask, a few people have mentioned that their first loves were like 21 etc etc, but is that counting puppy love? I have just come out of a relationship and well I fell all of the hurt etc etc, so Im just wondering, and in fact Im wishing that she isnt my first real...

Hi to you all. For the past year I have settled in at my new school, and since then I have madly fallen for this girl. She is so beautiful and is everything I want. Anyway, my friend knew, until thatis he betrayed me and went on to tell her! She seems to have taken it calmly, and we occasionally tal...

One night Stands spoiled me, I sometimes have regrets BECAUSE of them. I was lucky enough not to contract anything or get anyone pregnant, but the taste of all that "success" spoiled me into just that kind of "success" My attraction towards a particular woman ended after getting ...

thats classic

i have always prefered older guys. but in hs they were only like a year or two older than me. after that i dated a 24 year old when i was like 19. we lived 2 doors down from each other our whole lives. he was my bro's best friend and we started dating after he moved out after college. my current boy...

Oh shit. . . . I think I'm in the wrong 'admission' thread . . . .

I like to masterbate to pictures of my female cousins.

Has anybody seen theyre stuff ?

Someone told me theyre designed by Chad Muska , the guy who owns Circa shoes , theyre jeans are off the hook , and so are a few of theyre shirts

my french wife )

Well there is another point of view to all this.
Now young professionals will not get hired, because there is a too big chance of getting an unexperienced person without the option of firing him at will.

so you are not very lucky are you?...

[O.J.] Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your...

Find out what they stand for. Do they have morals? How do they feel about morals, this can be found by the way they react to things. Do they cut corners? Are they dishonest in the little things? What do they talk like, foul? You can see that many times we don't even have to ask questions. When we se...

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

As you walk by, turn around and say:
- Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?
- No.
- Damn!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!