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Women and men use to think differently. It's a pity, because living with a man requires only several simple rules. Here are some rules that should help a woman understand the way we think. 1. Don't pull down the toilet sink: if it stays lifted, leave it this way. It's more comfortable for us. 2. Sat...

This is dedicated to men. Often, during dating men make lots of mistakes by talking about topics women don't really wanna hear. Here are some of these topics, avoid them: Health problems Your health problems are not turning a woman on. Don't think you'll conquer her by saying, for example, you have ...

It's good to be absolutely open in a relationship. But, don't be too naive, since openness is could lead you to a breakup. Lie Never recognize you lied. Maybe she will forgive you, but will never believe you again. Business things Women are quite perspicacious beings. Don't share your business with ...

This is for men only. Often you may hear different phrases from women that you may take it directly. But, actually it's a hint. I'll try to mention some of them and give you a translation for the effective meaning. So if a girl tells you: 1. "Beauty is not important. The sole is important"...

First try to understand where from your failures come - this is a priceless experience. Forget such words as "I think I can't do that" and "I'm not sure" Start following after your look. Change your style. Start living with the present, stop flying in the sky. Change your behavio...

French President Nicolas Sarkozy announced about a plan on backing the country's economy. Expected investment amount is 26 billion euros. According to Sarkozy's words, these investments will allow raising the French economy in 2009 by 0.6%. The proposed document provides for allocating 1.3 billion e...

The UK Queen Elizabeth II, explained the British parliament the way crisis should be controlled. The Queen handed in 13 projects, which follow to be revised in 2009. Among her proposals was to create special accounts for low-income families; these accounts are to be insured by the government. IMPORT...

The London stock has registered a price for Brent oil at 39.77$ per barrel. This figure is the lowest one for the last four years. At the same time, the New York stock exchange registered this figure at 39.92 dollars. The reduction in price is explained by the diminution of demand for the product, d...

In the last year, Goldman Sachs Bank paid its 22,425 staff members about $11.7 billion. If taking the average, it makes up $521,000 for every worker, including secretaries and servants. Also, the Bank's general Director Hans Polson was given a salary of $38 million as bonus and shares. Such financia...

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I opened this thread just for making women realize before overloading their body in fitness/sport centers. Remember, sport is good as long as it goes to a certain extent. Don't overestimate your powers. Women should be women and they don't need strong body. Their body should be beautiful and sensiti...

You feel yourself uncomfortable and your tongue twists if somebody addresses to you? You can't expose your opinion? Parties are similar to tortures for you? Here's what you can do: - Take it as a rule to be the first at greeting the people who surround you and you'll notice the more often you do tha...

The brand nokia was named after a Finnish river in the producing town - Nokianvirta. Your Nokia phone starts the call duration timer automatically when you start hearing the beeps, and not when the talk itself begins. Nokia company is in list of top 20 world's richest companies, and the 1st richest ...

UK - no chance meeting If you plan to stay in a UK pub and then pick up the nearest beauty, in UK it is not recommended to do that, the law forbids it you may be fined up to 180 euros or three jail months. USA Condoms are very rarely used. Thus, catching AIDS becomes very easy. Certain states forbid...

The smallest penis - 1 cm The biggest penis - 35 cm The biggest clitoris - 30.5cm The biggest tits - 11.3 kg The biggest gay-manifestation - in Germany, involving 600 thoudsnf prople. A woman that played the most of porn movies is Sharno Kane - 820 porn films. The biggest nudist beach in the world i...

One of the most unprofitable profession nowadays is the jeweller. This requires a lot of expenses, but very little return, so it't nor profitable. The butcher's profession is poorly paid as well. But, instead, he can eat as much hamburgers as he wants Being a lawyer is not too profitable, because yo...

The Hulberry Insurance Company, established in Amsterdam offers its clients insurance against any type of risks. Examples: Rise in price for fuel. If the oil goes beyond the level of 15%, then the fellowing companies will give recompenses. Door locked You went out of the house and your keys are insi...

Regardless of how your employee strives, a good manager is always able to prove he's lazy and stupid. The question is how to apply this know-how. This may sound funny, but are very good advices for evil managers Twisted Evil : 1. Give tasks to your employee, try to use sophisticated terms, so that h...

The world knows a lot of unusual sports. They seem to be strange, funny, scary, sometimes dangerous. Here are some of them Underwater hockey A young but fast-developing sport. 12 players run underwater in a pool with the dimensions 25x15x2 meters Underwater rugby Instead of gates, baskets are used, ...

The world record on the longest sleep is 18 days, 21 hours and 40 minutes. People can sleep with opened eyes. If 5 minutes is sufficient for you to fall asleep, then you obviously suffer from slee shortage. The ideal interval is 10 to 15 minutes. Parents lose about 700 hours of sleep because of thei...

Spots on your nails is not only a cosmetic deficiency, but it's also a sign about troubles with health. These spots usually appear at people with strict and unbalanced diets. Lack of vitamins and microelements. Nail spots have different shape, size, direction. The foremost reaosn is the shortage of ...

Wanna lose weight: 1. Don't forget to take your breakfast. Turn on your metabolism earlier. 2. Load your muscles when walking. If you wanna pump your muscles take two little dumbbells and pump then while walking. 3. You need a dog. When your dog wants to take a stroll, you will simply have to do it!...

Marriage is believed to be a good prerequisite for a lasting and happy life. If you love your partner during the marriage period, you will feel always healthy and powerful. Marriage is a guarantee against loneliness. Regardless of whether you are young or old, your partner will always be staying nex...

Almost every cosmonaut suffers from the so called "space disease". This disease is characterized by headaches, nausea. In conditions of zero gravity, liquids move up. That's why the nose is permanently blocked, and the face becomes "pumped-up". Cosmonauts' height increases in spa...

The Chinese have launched a mobile phone with Apple's branding. The phone is sold as iPhone, but certainly it's a fake Chinese phone. The display is 2.4 inches long, resolution 240x320. the interface is similar to the original iphone. As against the original, the fake has keyboard and a 3.0 Mpix cam...

In 2013, more than 335 thousand stations of mobile communication providers are expected to change their energy to the solar one. These stations will also use diesel generators or electric networks. The total turning over to solar energy will take place in 2013. This means that the stations all the m...

Basing on my experience, I would like to outpoint the main mistakes a guy usually makes within a relationship: You shouldn't pretend you're a saint guy. You probably noticed that really beautiful women are not interested in "good guys". Certainly you did. Your look is not as significant as...

Martine Aubry was elected as the leader of teh opposite Social party of France. According to the official election results, Aubry surpassed his main rival Segolen Reuayale by 102 votes. The latter has shown her disagreement with the results, however after a research was made, it has been stated that...

Tea is one of the greatest drink ever. In the last years, Europe faced a trend of drinking green/herb tea. It's due to people have realized it's necessary to take care about their health. What do you know about herb tea? Here are some properties of herb tea? Blackcurrant tea - has an amazing scent. ...

What if our life is a kind of computer game? The software sets determined goals for us, gives tasks which require solutions, establishes barriers that need to be overcome on the way to goal. Thus, the invented human goes through this way and in the end the bonus is higher education, happy marriage, ...